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This is an archive my twitter history. I've quit using twitter — for reasons — and have moved to Mastodon

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  1. Mastodon has more and more begun to fulfill the same needs as Twitter for me. It’s not perfect but I feel better about using it rather than being another user on Bird Site 2.0, the Freedumb Troll Edition. I’ll be making this account private and likely will stop checking it.
  2. Played a fun game of For The Queen! The Queen was killed in an ambush, betrayed by her beloved assassin. During the chaos, her personal nut milk maid and the court himbo ran off to be with each other — the himbo secretly had a crush on the nut milk maid!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  3. Decided this extended holiday weekend would be a good time to dig into some solo RPGs. Broke out the color pencils for “Dwelling, a solo game for ghosts”! It’s a beautiful game book by smolghost and I love that it’s encouraged to draw in it!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  4. Couldn't find what I wanted in a theme-switch web component so I used it as an excuse to build my own.
  5. Huh wonder if Cold/Flu/RSV/COVID season is bad right now or something?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  6. Finally getting my hands dirty with building web components. So that I fully understand them I'm building the same component in different ways: Lit, Svelte, and now VanillaJS.
  7. You may not like it but this is what peak form over function looks like SawyerMerritt/1592232095434567680
  8. Putting more work into my revamp of my game design site. Not done so old site is still up but here is a sneak peak of the logo!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  9. In 6th grade, our class had a mock POTUS election. I was the only one who voted for Carter. Votes were anonymous but everyone knew it was me, and I got bullied for it… For every cool leftist Gen X, there is a classroom full (of white Gen X) who probably voted for you know who. BriannaWu/1591518175660752898
  10. 🔥through 💰 with “maniacal sense of urgency” alexeheath/1591101593696751618
  11. All this dying social media has be wanting to fortify my personal sites. Working on an overhaul of my Mirth Peddlers site for my game design stuff. Rebuilding it using astrodotbuild
  12. This is brilliant and gives me ideas for next Halloween lewdhime/1590774156765065216
  13. With this tagline — "the game's body horror elements will make themselves known as plainly as a ruptured artery" — how can I say no? I mean a folk horror remix of The Thing Very written by jeeyonshim!?! Yes please!
  14. Do I know anyone with (teenager level) teaching experience in CA or any other left leaning state? My sister, who is a teacher in Oklahoma wants to move — is being forced to move really because the newly elected officials are planning on gutting edu $ which will slash her job.


  1. My Mom, creator of the original Care Bears, drew a Black Lives Matter Bear! You can buy prints/shirts/etc on her RedBubble. All proceeds go to Reed Foundation, a Black founded organization which helps disadvantaged youth in Tulsa!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2. My Mom, the creator of Strawberry Shortcake, created a Black Lives Matter drawing of one of her original characters Orange Blossom! Prints are available: All proceeds go to the Reed Community Foundation, a Black founded org helping at-risk youth in Tulsa!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  3. …in reply to @pecunium
    pecunium These aren’t preppers. They are right wing extremists hoping for a second civil war
  4. …in reply to @colinaut
    UPDATE: Unfortunately, it looks like Red Bubble just got a take down notice from the rights holder. My Mom doesn't own the rights but as the original creator we are trying to fight it to get it back on the shop now.
  5. "How did a cop accidentally SHOOT someone in the head with a 40mm gas canister? Simple. He was aiming at him."
  6. Mubarak says he will dismiss the government but not himself… Hello, what part of "Down with Mubarak!" don't you understand?!?

I’ve retweeted other tweets 7,418 times (22.4%)

Most Retweeted

  1. saladinahmed 101 retweets
  2. balsaman 100 retweets
  3. neiltyson 87 retweets
  4. bigbadcon 81 retweets
  5. ChaseMit 76 retweets
  6. evacide 49 retweets
  7. Smingleigh 49 retweets
  8. RealTimeWWII 48 retweets
  9. jonathanstray 47 retweets
  10. SrWHOfficial 46 retweets

Most Retweeted (Last 12 months)

  1. evacide 5 retweets
  2. bigbadcon 3 retweets
  3. sailorrooscout 2 retweets
  4. paulisci 2 retweets
  5. SeanNittner 2 retweets
  6. jeeyonshim 2 retweets
  7. dansinker 2 retweets
  8. cdvillard 2 retweets
  9. kbeninato 1 retweet
  10. gamespite 1 retweet

Replies and Mentions

35.6% of my tweets are replies (×11,774)

Most Replies To

  1. Aaron_Muszalski 310 replies
  2. arletterocks 251 replies
  3. rubin110 250 replies
  4. timmmii 202 replies
  5. morleyroarly 202 replies

Most Replies To (Last 12 months)

  1. openbuddha 29 replies
  2. Jeremy_Tidwell 26 replies
  3. TheFattig 21 replies
  4. SeanNittner 13 replies
  5. JoryJolivet 13 replies

I’ve sent someone a mention 237 times (0.7%)

39.9% of the links I’ve posted are using the https: protocol (2,626 of 6,584)

97.3% of the links I’ve posted in the last 12 months are using the https: protocol (143 of 147)

Top Domains

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Top Hosts

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My tweets have been given about ♻️ 12,039 retweets and ❤️ 35,344 likes

Top 5 Emoji Used in Tweets

  1. ™ used 17 times on 17 tweets
  2. 🐿 used 11 times on 9 tweets
  3. 🔥 used 9 times on 8 tweets
  4. 🧵 used 8 times on 8 tweets
  5. 🎃 used 7 times on 7 tweets

160 unique emoji on 228 tweets (0.9% of all tweets***)

Top 5 Hashtags

  1. quarantheme used 68 times
  2. latergram used 49 times
  3. art used 31 times
  4. wfhwear used 31 times
  5. balsaman used 28 times

1,533 hashtags on 1,530 tweets (6.0% of all tweets***)

Top 5 Swear Words

  1. d_mn used 263 times on 258 tweets
  2. s_it used 199 times on 192 tweets
  3. h_ll used 188 times on 183 tweets
  4. f_ck used 130 times on 121 tweets
  5. a_s used 104 times on 100 tweets

1,259 swear words on 1,214 tweets (4.7% of all tweets***)

***: does not include retweets