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    1. …in reply to @rolistespod
      rolistespod ParisGondo My robot barbarian, Tough Nut, discovered the licorice war horse in the stables of the gingerbread castle. Only Tough Nut could tame the horse because of their booming robot voice and because they weren’t overcome by the potent licorice smell, due to not having a nose.
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    rolistespod ParisGondo Tough Nut also found a red vine flute made of pure ruby gemstone. It played the most beautiful notes! But it wasn’t barbarian enough so they gave it to the cleric. Then during the emotional epilogue, Tough Nut realized that rage wasn’t all there was to life they missed that flute
    1. …in reply to @colinaut
      rolistespod ParisGondo The cleric, Leilani Holystorm, kept the flute and the sheet music of perfection that she found. She too escaped the castle only to fall into an enchanted coma when she attempted to perform a concert with the flute. But she was happy for her soul left to the etherea 🎵 plane!